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    Adults Ruin Everything

    (…Or make it all better, depending how you look at it.) For Christmas my aunt Judi, knowing how stressed out I’ve been writing this book, got me one of those mugs you color in.…

    December 27, 2016
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    I Am Not A Psychopath

    I just found a one question test that reveals whether or not you have the mind of a psychopath. It’s actually a riddle. I’m pretty sure there’s a name for these, but I forget…

    December 17, 2016
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    Why Kindle Kind Of Rules

    I used to make endless fun of my friend Jalee for owning a Kindle. Kindles were for the lazy. Seriously, how hard is it to get up and go to the book store? Or…

    November 22, 2016
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    Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence…

    The following is the original version of the post that is now on elephant journal ← Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence, This country is full of bullies, and I, for one, have had enough. First,…

    November 21, 2016
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    He Touched Me

    Apparently there is a gospel tune out there called “He Touched Me.” Elvis Presley recorded it in 1972. Then a lot of other people thought it would be a good idea to record it.…

    September 3, 2016
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    So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World…

    There is an unusually large, very out-of-place house around the corner from us that Mauro and I refer to as “the boy’s reformatory.” It’s a charmless two story brick house that sits behind wrought…

    August 30, 2016
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    Flags

    Because of the Olympics I just took a quiz called “How Many Of These Flags Of The World Can You Identify?” My results, and I quote: You got 10 out of 18 right! You are…

    August 13, 2016