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    This Might Make Your Whole Day

    I must have had some really weird dreams last night because when I woke up this morning, this is the exact first thing that occurred to me: Dinosaurs used to exist. Think about it.…

    April 13, 2017
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    Mosquitoes

    Since the weather’s been getting warmer I’ve seen some very weird bugs flying around inside our house. And they’re everywhere. It’s like we live in the middle of an African rainforest. I’m happy for the…

    March 29, 2017
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    The Stranger

    Saturday, 2:30 pm. There’s a dude sitting outside my house in a white Mercedes. He doesn’t appear to be homeless, broken down, casing the neighborhood or waiting for anyone. He’s just sitting there. Some of…

    March 14, 2017
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    Adults Ruin Everything

    (…Or make it all better, depending how you look at it.) For Christmas my aunt Judi, knowing how stressed out I’ve been writing this book, got me one of those mugs you color. Because…

    December 27, 2016
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    I Am Not A Psychopath

    I just found a one question test that reveals whether or not you have the mind of a psychopath. It’s actually a riddle. I’m pretty sure there’s a name for these, but I forget…

    December 17, 2016
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    Why Kindle Kind Of Rules

    I used to make endless fun of my friend Jalee for owning a Kindle. Kindles were for the lazy. Seriously, how hard is it to get up and go to the book store? Or…

    November 22, 2016
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    Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence…

    The following is the original version of the post that is now on elephant journal ← Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence, This country is full of bullies, and I, for one, have had enough. First,…

    November 21, 2016
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    He Touched Me

    Apparently there is a gospel tune out there called “He Touched Me.” Elvis Presley recorded it in 1972. Then a lot of other people thought it would be a good idea to record it.…

    September 3, 2016