Oh my Gawwwdddd… People are so annoying. And awfully bitchy. What the hell made you all such arrogant assholes? The other day I walked in to teach a yoga class. As usual, I asked if anyone in the room was new. One guy actually rolled his eyes at me, like it was 7th grade and […]
March 31, 2013
I don’t always feel like doing the right thing. Last week I taught three yoga classes in a row. Four and a half lovely, life-affirming hours on heart openers and non-judgement, all to the hypnotic sitar sounds of Ravi Shankar. And then the weirdest thing happened… By the time I split, all I wanted to […]
March 21, 2013
At the time this photo was taken in the summer of 1967, this chick had run away to San Francisco. She was 16. I clearly missed my decade. It could have been me, not that I had anything to run away from at 16, quite the opposite. But there’s a purity in freedom. Her face […]
March 3, 2013
So, for the second year in a row, I entered the NYC Midnight Short Story Contest. The challenge: every writer gets a genre, a setting and a character. Then we have eight days to construct a story. It’s fast and furious, especially for people like me who wait until the last minute. My scenario: Genre: […]
February 21, 2013
I actually like to read my spam comments. They fascinate me… Are they computer generated, or does someone write this shit out? I caught the last bus.That might be in your favorThat’s a terrific idea!I am so full that I would burst with another bite.Your hand feels cold.After a pause he continued his story.He is […]
February 14, 2013
Hopefully I won’t grow up to crash this one. (Just kidding, Pop, keep smiling.)
February 14, 2013
originally posted February 8, 2013 on elephant journal. You know the expression, “Come Valentine’s Day, Bitchy Girls End Up With Crap In The Hand?” Of course you don’t. I just made it up. One. It’s one of the lowest numbers in the world, says my very smart and bitter friend Frankie. No wonder people like […]
April 28, 2013
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