What is Wrong With Sarah???

April 28, 2013

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Oh my Gawwwdddd… People are so annoying. And awfully bitchy. What the hell made you all such arrogant assholes? The other day I walked in to teach a yoga class. As usual, I asked if anyone in the room was new. One guy actually rolled his eyes at me, like it was 7th grade and […]

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What If Bad Girls Taught Yoga?

March 31, 2013

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I don’t always feel like doing the right thing. Last week I taught three yoga classes in a row. Four and a half lovely, life-affirming hours on heart openers and non-judgement, all to the hypnotic sitar sounds of Ravi Shankar. And then the weirdest thing happened… By the time I split, all I wanted to […]

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Yes, I’ll Be Wearing Flowers In My Hair

March 21, 2013

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At the time this photo was taken in the summer of 1967, this chick had run away to San Francisco. She was 16. I clearly missed my decade. It could have been me, not that I had anything to run away from at 16, quite the opposite. But there’s a purity in freedom. Her face […]

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Dirty Blonde Lies

March 3, 2013

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So, for the second year in a row, I entered the NYC Midnight Short Story Contest. The challenge: every writer gets a genre, a setting and a character. Then we have eight days to construct a story. It’s fast and furious, especially for people like me who wait until the last minute. My scenario: Genre: […]

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Dancing Trickster

February 21, 2013

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I actually like to read my spam comments. They fascinate me… Are they computer generated, or does someone write this shit out? I caught the last bus.That might be in your favorThat’s a terrific idea!I am so full that I would burst with another bite.Your hand feels cold.After a pause he continued his story.He is […]

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My Dad is Smiling.

February 14, 2013

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Hopefully I won’t grow up to crash this one. (Just kidding, Pop, keep smiling.)

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How to Not End Up With a Handful of Dog Poop on Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2013

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originally posted February 8, 2013 on elephant journal. You know the expression, “Come Valentine’s Day, Bitchy Girls End Up With Crap In The Hand?” Of course you don’t. I just made it up. One. It’s one of the lowest numbers in the world, says my very smart and bitter friend Frankie. No wonder people like […]

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