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Identify as a republican. Worry every Muslim wants to blow you up and every Mexican will rape you. Talk shit about the Clintons. Spew lies. Be afraid. Fear ISIS, unraked leaves and windmill cancer.…
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Sometimes when I start a new project I get the "I'm the new Jan Brady" thing stuck in my head. I'm not sure why. It has nothing to do with why Jan Brady said…
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So this only took a month to figure out. But I’m feeling pretty awesome about it. Now I want to do the entire book.…
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It’s not often I get to say this, mostly because I spent the last two years working on Bent and basically had no time whatsoever to write anything else, but I posted something on…
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So here’s what happens the day your new book comes out: Not much. It’s weird. It’s one of the biggest days of your entire life, but it feels suspiciously normal. At least in my…
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I saw a YouTube video once where a guy dressed head-to-toe like a red devil with a long tail and everything was standing on the side of the freeway pointing at random cars as…
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Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send LifeA Letter To Javier Bardem
Dear Javier, I once read an article about you where you said your favorite actor was Al Pacino. I assume you were talking about The Godfather Al Pacino, or Serpico Al Pacino, or even Glengarry Glen…
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Dear Russell, You may or may not remember this, but we met a few months ago when you were here in L.A. for your talk you did for your book Recovery with Dr Drew,…
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7:00pm Me: How ya feelin’ baby? Mauro: I feel like shit. Drink some juice. No, it sounds gross. Then drink some tea. No, I’m gonna close my eyes. (*zzzzzzzz) 7:30pm-ish 8:58pm Mauro: Hey…
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Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send Life Life in L.A.A Letter to David Thorne
What’s Up David, So my husband just asked me what I was doing and I told him I was writing to the guy who did the funny email thing about doing a book signing…