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Yes, there is a part one to this post. I’ve written a lot of stuff. Not all of it publishable. I don’t even know if that’s even a word but spellcheck didn’t correct me…
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I must have had some really weird dreams last night because when I woke up this morning, this is the exact first thing that occurred to me: Dinosaurs used to exist. Think about it.…
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Since the weather’s been getting warmer I’ve seen some very weird bugs flying around inside our house. And they’re everywhere. It’s like we live in the middle of an African rainforest. I’m happy for the…
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Saturday, 2:30 pm. There’s a dude sitting outside my house in a white Mercedes. He doesn’t appear to be homeless, broken down, casing the neighborhood or waiting for anyone. He’s just sitting there. Some of…
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(…Or make it all better, depending how you look at it.) For Christmas my aunt Judi, knowing how stressed out I’ve been writing this book, got me one of those mugs you color. Because…
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I just found a one question test that reveals whether or not you have the mind of a psychopath. It’s actually a riddle. I’m pretty sure there’s a name for these, but I forget…
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I used to make endless fun of my friend Jalee for owning a Kindle. Kindles were for the lazy. Seriously, how hard is it to get up and go to the book store? Or…
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The following is the original version of the post that is now on elephant journal ← Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence, This country is full of bullies, and I, for one, have had enough. First,…
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So my editor has been encouraging me to amp things up a little with third-party quotes, which do come in handy when you’re writing a whole chapter about the death of your parents. Not…
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Apparently there is a gospel tune out there called “He Touched Me.” Elvis Presley recorded it in 1972. Then a lot of other people thought it would be a good idea to record it.…