Halloween (1978)
IMDB Summary: 15 years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and ...
Halloween II (1981)
IMDB Summary: While Dr. Loomis hunts for Michael Myers, a traumatized Laurie is rushed to Haddonfield Memorial Hospital, and The ...
Halloween (2007)
I read an interview once with Rob Zombie where he was asked what scares him in life, and he answered, ...
I Love You, Laurie Strode
I don’t remember the first time I saw Halloween, and it doesn’t matter. Watching it as a kid wouldn’t be ...
The New Jan Brady
Sometimes when I start a new project I get the "I'm the new Jan Brady" thing stuck in my head ...
Bent: The Book Trailer
So this only took a month to figure out. But I'm feeling pretty awesome about it. Now I want to ...
The Truth About Being Awesome
It's not often I get to say this, mostly because I spent the last two years working on Bent and ...
And that’s the day
So here's what happens the day your new book comes out: Not much. It's weird. It's one of the biggest ...
The Story of BENT
I saw a YouTube video once where a guy dressed head-to-toe like a red devil with a long tail and ...
A Letter To Javier Bardem
Dear Javier, I once read an article about you where you said your favorite actor was Al Pacino. I assume ...
A Letter To Russell Brand
Dear Russell, You may or may not remember this, but we met a few months ago when you were here ...
New Year’s Eve at Various Times
7:00pm Me: How ya feelin' baby? Mauro: I feel like shit. Drink some juice. No, it sounds gross. Then drink ...
A Letter to David Thorne
What's Up David, So my husband just asked me what I was doing and I told him I was writing ...
The Kid is Getting Old
It started with Patty Hearst. Actually, it started when I was watching a documentary on Rolling Stone Magazine where they ...
I Made Out With Scott Baio Today
So this morning I spent at least two hours lying in bed watching an unbelievably insane Twitter war explode between ...
“I Did Not Hit Her. It’s Not True. It’s Bullshit. I Did Not Hit Her. I Did Nooottt (*throws bottle on ground)… Oh Hi, Mark.”
If you've ever seen The Room, you know it's easily the worst movie ever. The other worst movie ever might ...
Have You Ever Had a Full-On Hyperventilating Panic Attack For No Apparent Reason? Yeah. Me Too.
Panic attacks are pretty special. Overwhelming surges of terror appearing out of nowhere, drowning you in fear, choking the breath ...
Titles
I thought of a lot of titles for the book before deciding on Bent: How Yoga Saved My Ass. This was ...
More Stuff That Probably Won’t Make It Into Bent: The Book
Yes, there is a part one to this post. I've written a lot of stuff. Not all of it publishable ...
Dinosaurs
I must have had some really weird dreams last night because when I woke up this morning, this is the ...
Mosquitoes
Since the weather's been getting warmer I've seen some very weird bugs flying around inside our house. And they're everywhere. It's ...