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  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Life in L.A.

    The Story of BENT

    January 9, 2018 Read More
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send Life Life in L.A.

    A Letter to David Thorne

    December 28, 2017 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    The Kid is Getting Old

    December 3, 2017 Read More
  • Life in L.A.

    This Might Make Your Whole Day

    April 13, 2017 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    Adults Ruin Everything

    December 27, 2016 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World…

    August 30, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Bent: the Book Life Life in L.A.

    Fables

    May 14, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Bent: the Book Life Life in L.A.

    Be Like Zeppelin

    March 19, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Bent: the Book Life Life in L.A.

    “Author Questionnaire”

    March 8, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Life in L.A.

    8 Lies You Totally Believed When You Were Young (And Still Might)

    February 7, 2016 Read More
  • Daily Horror Life in L.A. Naughty Johns

    The #Horrorpalooza Wrap-Up

    November 4, 2015 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    Disco Quiz

    June 8, 2015 Read More
  • Life in L.A.

    Why Does Everyone Hate Steely Dan?

    January 10, 2015 Read More
  • Life

    Yeah, Baby.

    …

    November 29, 2017
  • Life

    I Made Out With Scott Baio Today

    So this morning I spent at least two hours lying in bed watching an unbelievably insane Twitter war explode between Billy Baldwin and she who goes by @MrsScottBaio. Apparently @MrsScottBaio has a problem with…

    November 27, 2017
  • Life

    “I Did Not Hit Her. It’s Not True. It’s Bullshit. I Did Not Hit Her. I Did Nooottt (*throws bottle on ground)… Oh Hi, Mark.”

    If you’ve ever seen The Room, you know it’s easily the worst movie ever. The other worst movie ever might be The Greasy Strangler, which somehow pulled off a 64% on Rotten Tomatoes. That…

    November 11, 2017
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Life

    Have You Ever Had a Full-On Hyperventilating Panic Attack For No Apparent Reason? Yeah. Me Too.

    Panic attacks are pretty special. Overwhelming surges of terror appearing out of nowhere, drowning you in fear, choking the breath out of you. No reason. No warning. There’s no crisis. You’re not getting chased…

    October 24, 2017
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Life

    Titles

    I thought of a lot of titles for the book before deciding on Bent: How Yoga Saved My Ass. This was before I had even written it, when it was still in the planning stages. Some…

    October 21, 2017
  • Bent: the Book

    More Stuff That Probably Won’t Make It Into Bent: The Book

    Yes, there is a part one to this post. I’ve written a lot of stuff. Not all of it publishable. I don’t even know if that’s even a word but spellcheck didn’t correct me…

    April 14, 2017
  • Life in L.A.

    This Might Make Your Whole Day

    I must have had some really weird dreams last night because when I woke up this morning, this is the exact first thing that occurred to me: Dinosaurs used to exist. Think about it.…

    April 13, 2017
  • Life

    Mosquitoes

    Since the weather’s been getting warmer I’ve seen some very weird bugs flying around inside our house. And they’re everywhere. It’s like we live in the middle of an African rainforest. I’m happy for the…

    March 29, 2017
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    The Stranger

    Saturday, 2:30 pm. There’s a dude sitting outside my house in a white Mercedes. He doesn’t appear to be homeless, broken down, casing the neighborhood or waiting for anyone. He’s just sitting there. Some of…

    March 14, 2017
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    Adults Ruin Everything

    (…Or make it all better, depending how you look at it.) For Christmas my aunt Judi, knowing how stressed out I’ve been writing this book, got me one of those mugs you color. Because…

    December 27, 2016
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About Anne Clendening

About Anne Clendening

L.A. chick. Writer. Horror fanatic. Yoga thuglet. Child of the 70’s.

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"I say, go all the way. Get down and get dirty. When you’ve had enough, stay hungry. Shag all night, sleep ’til noon. Love like a maniac, hunt like a warrior, trust like a virgin, run with the devil, dance like a fly girl, sing like a skylark, scream like a banshee and make long, sweet love under a strawberry moon in a butterscotch sky." ~Me