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So this morning I spent at least two hours lying in bed watching an unbelievably insane Twitter war explode between Billy Baldwin and she who goes by @MrsScottBaio. Apparently @MrsScottBaio has a problem with…
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Life“I Did Not Hit Her. It’s Not True. It’s Bullshit. I Did Not Hit Her. I Did Nooottt (*throws bottle on ground)… Oh Hi, Mark.”
If you’ve ever seen The Room, you know it’s easily the worst movie ever. The other worst movie ever might be The Greasy Strangler, which somehow pulled off a 64% on Rotten Tomatoes. That…
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Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book LifeHave You Ever Had a Full-On Hyperventilating Panic Attack For No Apparent Reason? Yeah. Me Too.
Panic attacks are pretty special. Overwhelming surges of terror appearing out of nowhere, drowning you in fear, choking the breath out of you. No reason. No warning. There’s no crisis. You’re not getting chased…
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I thought of a lot of titles for the book before deciding on Bent: How Yoga Saved My Ass. This was before I had even written it, when it was still in the planning stages. Some…
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Yes, there is a part one to this post. I’ve written a lot of stuff. Not all of it publishable. I don’t even know if that’s even a word but spellcheck didn’t correct me…
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I must have had some really weird dreams last night because when I woke up this morning, this is the exact first thing that occurred to me: Dinosaurs used to exist. Think about it.…
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Since the weather’s been getting warmer I’ve seen some very weird bugs flying around inside our house. And they’re everywhere. It’s like we live in the middle of an African rainforest. I’m happy for the…
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Saturday, 2:30 pm. There’s a dude sitting outside my house in a white Mercedes. He doesn’t appear to be homeless, broken down, casing the neighborhood or waiting for anyone. He’s just sitting there. Some of…
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(…Or make it all better, depending how you look at it.) For Christmas my aunt Judi, knowing how stressed out I’ve been writing this book, got me one of those mugs you color. Because…