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    I Love You, Laurie Strode

    July 7, 2022 Read More
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Life in L.A.

    The Story of BENT

    January 9, 2018 Read More
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send Life Life in L.A.

    A Letter to David Thorne

    December 28, 2017 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    The Kid is Getting Old

    December 3, 2017 Read More
  • Life in L.A.

    Dinosaurs

    April 13, 2017 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    Adults Ruin Everything

    December 27, 2016 Read More
  • Life Life in L.A.

    So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World…

    August 30, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Bent: the Book Life Life in L.A.

    Fables

    May 14, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Bent: the Book Life Life in L.A.

    “Author Questionnaire”

    March 8, 2016 Read More
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Life in L.A.

    8 Lies You Totally Believed When You Were Young (And Still Might)

    February 7, 2016 Read More
  • Daily Horror Life in L.A. Naughty Johns

    The #Horrorpalooza Wrap-Up

    November 4, 2015 Read More
  • Life in L.A.

    Why Does Everyone Hate Steely Dan?

    January 10, 2015 Read More
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send Life

    A Letter To Javier Bardem

    Dear Javier, I once read an article about you where you said your favorite actor was Al Pacino. I assume you were talking about The Godfather Al Pacino, or Serpico Al Pacino, or even Glengarry Glen…

    January 5, 2018
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send

    A Letter To Russell Brand

    Dear Russell, You may or may not remember this, but we met a few months ago when you were here in L.A. for your talk you did for your book Recovery with Dr Drew,…

    January 3, 2018
  • Life

    New Year’s Eve at Various Times

    7:00pm Me: How ya feelin’ baby? Mauro: I feel like shit. Drink some juice. No, it sounds gross. Then drink some tea. No, I’m gonna close my eyes. (*zzzzzzzz)   7:30pm-ish 8:58pm Mauro: Hey…

    January 1, 2018
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Letters I Wish I Had The Guts To Send Life Life in L.A.

    A Letter to David Thorne

    What’s Up David, So my husband just asked me what I was doing and I told him I was writing to the guy who did the funny email thing about doing a book signing…

    December 28, 2017
  • Life Life in L.A.

    The Kid is Getting Old

    It started with Patty Hearst. Actually, it started when I was watching a documentary on Rolling Stone Magazine where they were talking about Patty Hearst getting kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and I…

    December 3, 2017
  • Life

    Yeah, Baby.

    …

    November 29, 2017
  • Life

    I Made Out With Scott Baio Today

    So this morning I spent at least two hours lying in bed watching an unbelievably insane Twitter war explode between Billy Baldwin and she who goes by @MrsScottBaio. Apparently @MrsScottBaio has a problem with…

    November 27, 2017
  • Life

    “I Did Not Hit Her. It’s Not True. It’s Bullshit. I Did Not Hit Her. I Did Nooottt (*throws bottle on ground)… Oh Hi, Mark.”

    If you’ve ever seen The Room, you know it’s easily the worst movie ever. The other worst movie ever might be The Greasy Strangler, which somehow pulled off a 64% on Rotten Tomatoes. That…

    November 11, 2017
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Life

    Have You Ever Had a Full-On Hyperventilating Panic Attack For No Apparent Reason? Yeah. Me Too.

    Panic attacks are pretty special. Overwhelming surges of terror appearing out of nowhere, drowning you in fear, choking the breath out of you. No reason. No warning. There’s no crisis. You’re not getting chased…

    October 24, 2017
  • Bent is Almost Out! Bent: the Book Life

    Titles

    I thought of a lot of titles for the book before deciding on Bent: How Yoga Saved My Ass. This was before I had even written it, when it was still in the planning stages. Some…

    October 21, 2017
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About Anne Clendening

About Anne Clendening

L.A. chick. Writer. Horror fanatic. Yoga thuglet. Child of the 70’s.

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"I say, go all the way. Get down and get dirty. When you’ve had enough, stay hungry. Shag all night, sleep ’til noon. Love like a maniac, hunt like a warrior, trust like a virgin, run with the devil, dance like a fly girl, sing like a skylark, scream like a banshee and make long, sweet love under a strawberry moon in a butterscotch sky." ~Me