I don’t get Instagram. Hashtags taunt me. I am so not cool enough for Instagram. Instagram is a gang of Pink Ladies and I’m Sandra Dee. I don’t get The Fountainhead. I’ve tried. I…
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I say it’s… Actually, I won’t say. I haven’t look at the answer yet in an effort to draw out the suspense for myself. Here it is for you. And yay! I’m right. Although…
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I just woke up from a dream about my old cat Adonis. I dreamt I still had him but he was being a butt. I was hanging out with Adam Levine in some huge…
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OK. Why does she appear to be paddling the guy with a meat cleaver? Why are they wearing masks? What is she saying??! What’s with the crack house mattress? And the shark teeth/fire/grass? And…
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A man is taped to the ceiling. He looks like he has a very large chest. He doesn’t look concerned. In fact, he looks pretty content. No one seems to notice/give a shit. I’m…
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WHY. Why are there latex faces. And why is she wearing one. And why is it such a sad one. Why is there a body suit with big boobs. Why is there a silver…
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OK. Holding your junk is not going to protect you here. And what is that half shirt? And what is on his head? And all I can think is that this kid is going…
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First thought: they’re being really stupid. Second thought: they’re dressed alike, as if they’re in prison and this is their best attempt at escape. Third thought: why are their faces obscured? Fourth thought: if…
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This does NOT look like a good idea. I can’t figure out who is going to get crushed first, the Muslim or the frat guy. Then there’e the placement of the water bottles. Then…
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This man does not appear to be hanging from wires. He’s in midair, I guess trying to kick something, but I think he’s going to miss. He does not appear to be wearing underwear.…