Considering I’m married to an Australian, this has to be the best bad poem ever. And I’ve been Googling “bad poems” for hours. A Beautiful Little Furry Rabbit How beautifully innocent the cute little…
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Um, OK, not sure at all what’s going on with this guy. And for some reason I almost put a photo of my own dog with this. This is Just to Say I have…
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I have no idea who wrote it. Or what the hell it means. I got it here. I like half of it. Bad Flower Hat Once in the way, charged bad flower hat fell…
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From Harold Pinter, British playwright, screenwriter, director and actor who was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2005: American Football (A Reflection upon the Gulf War) Hallelullah! It works. We blew the shit out of…
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I keep a list of words and stuff that I want to fit into Bent somewhere. They’re especially awesome when I look at them out of context. Here are some, in no particular order: Pabst…
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I’m still writing about catching on fire. It’s been three days. So I looked up some beautiful quotes about fire. “It was a pleasure to burn. It was a special pleasure to see things eaten,…
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Another thing I started for cracked.com, along with 8 Reasons Your Childhood Was a Clusterf*ck of Dishonesty and Dude, I Wanna Hug Your Mommy Issues. I totally forgot about it until today when I was writing about…
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I was just looking for inspiration for a piece on Happiness I’m writing. I found this from Charles Bukowski. Damn. Bluebird there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m…
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I’m updating my computer to something called “The Captain” or something like that because I desperately need Word to write this book and because Ronna made fun of me for using Google Docs. And…
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“Let’s watch Purple Rain.” That was Friday night. We were talking about Prince. But it was like midnight and Mauro didn’t feel like watching Purple Rain. “You have seen it, RIGHT?!” “Yeah, like, maybe…