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Anne Clendening

  • Life

    I Am Not A Psychopath

    I just found a one question test that reveals whether or not you have the mind of a psychopath. It’s actually a riddle. I’m pretty sure there’s a name for these, but I forget…

    December 17, 2016
  • Life

    Why Kindle Kind Of Rules

    I used to make endless fun of my friend Jalee for owning a Kindle. Kindles were for the lazy. Seriously, how hard is it to get up and go to the book store? Or…

    November 22, 2016
  • Life

    Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence…

    The following is the original version of the post that is now on elephant journal ← Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect Pence, This country is full of bullies, and I, for one, have had enough. First,…

    November 21, 2016
  • Life Life in L.A.

    So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World…

    There is an unusually large, very out-of-place house around the corner from us that Mauro and I refer to as “the boy’s reformatory.” It’s a charmless two story brick house that sits behind wrought…

    August 30, 2016
  • Bent: the Book Life

    Thank You Conor Mah-Fucking-Gregor

      “Terrifying.” This is my usual answer when anyone asks me how the writing is going. “It’s terrifying.” Writing a book is terrifying. Opening your life up to total strangers is one of the…

    August 22, 2016
  • Life


    Because of the Olympics I just took a quiz called “How Many Of These Flags Of The World Can You Identify?” My results, and I quote: You got 10 out of 18 right! You are…

    August 13, 2016
  • A Post Every Day Until I'm Fifty Life


    I get emails from something called Quora Digest. I have no idea why. I don’t remember signing up for anything, because I never do sign up for anything unless it’s super amazing, and Quora…

    July 29, 2016