Apparently there is a gospel tune out there called “He Touched Me.” Elvis Presley recorded it in 1972. Then a lot of other people thought it would be a good idea to record it. Including little Greg Kendrick.
Also this woman.
And this guy. It might be Sarah Palin’s husband.
Then there was Tennessee Ernie Ford. Same guy who sang “The Shotgun Boogie.”
This group of men thought to take things a step further.
Then little Greg Kendrick grew up.
And people moved on to posing with ventriloquist dolls.
VENTRILOQUIST DOLLS.
And acting like puppets.
WTF. Why does Ricky look like half monkey and half boy.
And why is Sheila dressed like Jackie O. the day Kennedy was shot.
At least Marcy will sing for you for $1.98.
I guess god works in mysterious ways.
Yup.
Suddenly the devil doesn’t seem so scary.
There’s always sex. You go Eddie. (Recorded live at The Open Face Sandwich Club.)
I like the portable LP player.
Show of hands. Which is scarier: god or clowns.
…Or clowns with monikers like “Mr Bat.”
…Or this.
It’s all very confusing.
Oh well. In the end, we’ll all be six feet under anyway.