OK. Holding your junk is not going to protect you here.
And what is that half shirt?
And what is on his head?
And all I can think is that this kid is going to wreck his knees for life when he lands.
And the wallpaper reminds me of the lickable wallpaper with the snozberries in Willy Wonka.
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★