I’m updating my computer to something called “The Captain” or something like that because I desperately need Word to write this book and because Ronna made fun of me for using Google Docs. And it’s taking an incredibly long ass time so I’m dragging everyone down The boredom hole with me.
I’m watching Modern Family. Cam is worried Lily won’t grow up to make good choices.
I’m teaching myself Purple Rain on the guitar. I am soooo good.
I’m wondering when I entered the land where 13 minutes is more like 45 minutes.
I’m going to the kitchen for cake and debating whether or not to turn my shirt back to normal because it’s inside out.
I’m remembering when I used to do stuff on Friday nights that was more thrilling than this. But I’m kind of thrilled right now. I hope all the negative reviews on this update are wrong.
I’m even more thrilled.