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He Touched Me

September 3, 2016

Apparently there is a gospel tune out there called “He Touched Me.” Elvis Presley recorded it in 1972. Then a lot of other people thought it would be a good idea to record it. Including little Greg Kendrick.
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Also this woman.

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And this guy. It might be Sarah Palin’s husband.

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Then there was Tennessee Ernie Ford. Same guy who sang “The Shotgun Boogie.”

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This group of men thought to take things a step further.

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Then little Greg Kendrick grew up.

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And people moved on to posing with ventriloquist dolls.

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VENTRILOQUIST DOLLS.

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And acting like puppets.

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WTF. Why does Ricky look like half monkey and half boy.

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And why is Sheila dressed like Jackie O. the day Kennedy was shot.

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At least Marcy will sing for you for $1.98.

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I guess god works in mysterious ways.

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Yup.

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Suddenly the devil doesn’t seem so scary.

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There’s always sex. You go Eddie. (Recorded live at The Open Face Sandwich Club.)

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I like the portable LP player.

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Show of hands. Which is scarier: god or clowns.

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…Or clowns with monikers like “Mr Bat.”

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…Or this.

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It’s all very confusing.

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Oh well. In the end, we’ll all be six feet under anyway.

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