There were two cows in a field. One said, “Moo.” The other one said, “I was going to say that.”
Not stupid enough?
How does a train eat? It goes chew-chew,
Britney Spears who?
Oops, I did it again.
If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now. (@LizHackett)
That actually constituted half an hour of Googling just now.