OK, they’re not mine. But I’m LOL-ing. Google “10 second movie plots” or “accurate but misleading movie synopses.”
A rambunctious alien child invites itself aboard a human cargo ship; a memorable game of hide-and-seek follows.
Humans and aliens join together to raise alien youth, but the marines take exception to their methods.
A lady and a stowaway change the lives of lonely prisoners forever.
Batman & Robin:
A gay couple show off their rubber S&M outfits.
WW II draft dodging, gin-swilling, Fedora-wearing dude flees U.S., is spurned by a sentimental Parisian woman who’s really from Sweden, dumps her, then vanishes into the night with another man.
Dirty old rich man dumps wife and family for young, blonde filly with a speech impediment, who drinks herself silly and ends up gone.
An interloper endangers the life of a small boy in a desperate attempt to get home.
Intimidating New York control freak with hanging jowls helps his friends by utilizing guns, lawyers and long-distance animal abuse.
College boy wants girl, compromises by dating her mother until a yellow bus carries him off to a future of probable poverty with vacillating trophy girl bride.
It’s a Wonderful Life
A man whose business is failing meets a dead geezer and hallucinates his way to happiness.
A couple tries to have a good day at an amusement park and is thwarted by faulty ride management.
Singin’ in the Rain
A dripping man does a one-footed stomp in a gutter while his silly friend runs into a brick wall and the female love interest earns a living by talking.
Girl runs away from home and joins a group home. She has a near death experience and ends up in an upper class marriage.
The Wizard of Oz
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.